US border

Not that easy to pass the border!
2 guys and one crappy van that doesn’t fit for the customs !
All the ferry passengers went through the boarder easily but we had one whole inspection!

-Hello guys,
-Hello Sir,
-Hhm first, this plant “pothos” can’t cross the border; the garbage is there next to the building!
-(Damn) Ok!
-Where are you from?
-Switzerland!
-Can I have your passports?
-Yes sure.
-What are you doing here?
-Traveling Sir, we go to California!
-Where do you stay?
-We have friends in Seattle and in San Francisco! (haha it was too easy)
-Can you write me the adresse on this paper please?
-(Damn) yes I will: Hhm 4345 Main Street north east # Seattle  (there is always a main street in the US cities…)
-Ok thanks (pffiou we are lucky)
-What is that tire on the roof?
-that’s our emergency tire.
-From who is this van?
-It’s mine
-Can you show me the papers where it’s written that’s you’re the owner?
-Yes sure, here it is!
-Do you have fruits in your van?
- Yes two bananas!

-Nothing else, like apples, limes or berries? (why does he care about fruits ??? )

-No, just 2 bananas.

-do you have drugs?
-No No!

-Ok please park your van on the side next to the trailer and I will go through the van the time you complete the papers in the office…

After a bounce of questions in the office with the real USA police man (Black Ray Ban, fat, big USA cap, not friendly and probably a few donuts in his drawer) we finally could cross the border.